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A
Somalian arrives in
Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
the United
States.
He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. American for
letting me in this country , giving
me
housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free
education!' The
passerby
says, 'You are mistaken, I am
Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters
another passerby.
' Thank
you for having
such
a beautiful country here in America
!' The
person says, 'I not American,
I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and
the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you
for the
wonderful America!' That
person
puts up his hand and says, 'I am
from Middle East , I am not
American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and
asks, 'Are you an American?' She
says ,
'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he
asks her, 'Where are all the
Americans?'
The African lady checks her watch
and says...'Probably
at work!!!!!! |
Wal-Mart Greeter
A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart
just couldn't seem to get to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15
minutes late. But he was a good
worker,
really sharp, so the boss was
in a quandary about how to deal with
it
Finally, one day he called him into
the office for a talk. 'Charley, I
have to
tell you, I like your work ethic,
you do a bang up job, but your being
late
so often is quite bothersome.'
'Yes, I know boss, and I am working
on it. '
'Well good, you are a team player.
That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, your coming in late.. I know
you're retired from the Air Force.
What
did they say if you came in late
there? '
'They said, 'Good morning, General.'
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